When someone walks slower than me: omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me: jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me: who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
josh-hutchermurderer: do adults actually have feelings or do they just talk about economy
(insert hipster comment here): STARBUCKS: A... →
nanalew: Tall: Kind of small Grande: Adequate Venti: Probably too much let’s be honest Trenta: Definitely too much think of your sugar intake/the beetus/no one needs that much Kid’s temp: Lukewarm Normal temp: Kid’s temp Extra hot: Still lukewarm Giftcard: Excellent currency
nogdrinker: what kind of awful person would willingly wear an angry birds shirt out in public
So turns out Ed Sheeran lied when he told us he would be leaving right away after the show and that it was a waste of time to wait for him out back. You know why he lied? I’ll tell you. Apparently, he was out back and 12354567890 pictures of girls I talked to, who also went, and Ed Sheeran together showed up and now I want to die and KMS so sdfcghvbjknlnhbgvcfdxgchvbjn NOT LETTING THIS...
THE ED SHEERAN CONCERT WAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE...
Fangirling With Hazza: You know what’s really... →
fangirlingwithhazza: You know what’s really depressing, but true? One day, none of this will exist, anymore. Our favorite blogs, our favorite bands…gone. They’ll just be memory. Everything we’re living through, now, will be in history books. Our kids will come home from school and ask us what 9/11 was, or who Obama…
Why do I keep losing followers wtf guys not cool
alltimeangela: francieum: petitpeach: so did bruno mars end up catching that grenade cos i haven’t heard of him in a while There was never a grenade. It was simply a metaphoric song in which he described the intensity of love for his woman. You do not need to take such things so seriously. you must be fun at parties
I made a wish. It didn't come true.
onedirectionstraighttohell: attractive people who don’t understand facebook album privacy settings is probably my favorite thing about the internet.
don’t say nice things to me because i will fall in love with you and die
Girls at my school need to realize that, once they leave high school, mini skirts can only get them so far.
omg I think I just lost like 20 followers.
hunkyharry: do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog
“swag” “hipster” ”yolo” “grunge” “Facebook” ” Like this if you had a good Childhood” “omg the notes” ...
ceselysierra: Is your name Katniss cause you’re starting an uprising in my district.